I: Care e diferenta dintre erotic si pervers?
R: Erotic e cand mangai cu un fulg, iar pervers e cand folosesti toata gaina.
Cat de pervers e sa ai 2 taburi alaturate, unul cu profiluri inocente de Facebook si altul cu o poza porno?

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Am terminat de citit “Eleganta ariciului” si m-a bufnit plansul in metrou. Niciodata n-am primit bine moartea personajelor preferate, mai ales cand doar ce ma gandisem cu o seara inainte cat de mult mi-ar placea ca persoana sa existe in realitate, ca s-o pot cunoaste…

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I wish I could say I did it all my way, but I can just think it. Unconsciously, I did DO it my way.

I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried,
I’ve had my fill – my share of losing.
But now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself – Then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way.